17 July 2014

The Chow-Xu's


ADRIAN, YOUR FUCKING POSTURE SUCKS, STAND UP PROPERLY.

Yeah I dunno. Just a doodle. Of my children. These are my children. My Tomodachi Life children. I have two of them. Why.
HOW THE HELL DID ONE END UP BLONDE??? GENETICS.
Actually my Mii married Jay's (my friend) Mii who has brown hair. My Mii has blonde hair (because my hair is bleached durrr) and it somehow transferred to the child... Game logic is no logic.

For some reason both my children ended up looking like............ delinquents...................
..................Sigh....................
This shows that I should never have real children or they will end up troublemakers. Jay. We're terrible parents.
Oddly enough, both the children are in the "independent" personality group, with one being an "artist" and the other a "thinker". I think Maximilian is the artist and Adrian is the thinker. I'm glad Maximilian takes after his mother wahaha and Adrian sorta takes after the father (except not really because my Mii in the game is a "confident designer" while daddy is "confident go-getter").

Also their last name is Chow-Xu because fuck if I'm gonna change my last name for marriage. But Chow-Xu sounds like charsiu which is Cantonese style roast pork. Oh god their classmates are going to make fun of them. It's. Ok. It's ok. Besides, Maximilian is wearing a gakuran so obviously he goes to school in Japan where the Chinese speaking population is lower (that or he's a giant weeaboo).
Wait.
Charsiu is also a thing in Japan.
Well. Guess we'll have to move to a place with no Asian people.

Wow I am rambling about nothing.
It's 4:10 in the morning and I
don't know
what I'm
doing.

Yeah so.
Maximilian was the first child. He seriously looks like a delinquent, especially ever since he got a gakuran. But the funny thing is he's always asking me for clothes that he "can wear to work"??? Oh Maximilian. You're such a joker.
Adrian is fairly new and hasn't really done anything interesting yet. But he always talks about his mother... like how her cooking is the best (yeah ok), how he wonders what she's doing, etc. And my Mii visits Adrian's apartment a lot. Adrian is such a fucking mama's boy I LOVE IT. I LOVE MY CHILD.

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